May 11, 2004:
Hello, oh so patient, QOTWsters!Spring is always a quot-acular time, and indeed this week was no different. What you are about to experience are the poetic stylings of the most rythmically witty, the most lyrically clever, the most utterly brilliant quotes that this week had to offer. Seriously man, this email is more jam packed with artistic genius than most shady, bohemian cafes see in a week. So grab an oversized cup of latte, light yourself a cigarette, and warm up your snapping fingers.
And now without further ado...
Last weeks winner:
After a few nail biting rounds, Jeff, in the throes of egotism, put himself over the top with the shameful yet effective self-vote. Congradulations Jeff on your delightfully indecent quote: "I'm so pro-choice, I think there should be mandatory abortions."
The Nominees:
"That's a nice frequency on you, it really brings out the frequency of your eyes."- Mr. Phillips' never-fail pickup line
"The Camera see's everything;it's like God. A God who will get you fired for taking Zimas from the back." -Jeremy, Store-24 clerk
"I hope that's ETS issue gum." -Ms. Carter, on the distribution of chewing gum during the English AP
"Mick Jagger is so hot. He's all sinewy and disgusting." -Bess
"I think I WILL try this at home."-Nora's mom on the contortionists at the circus
"Watch out! It's a funk-bomb!Everybody get down!" -Julian Hyde
"Your winning comment is worthy, because it is funny, while implying a sexual s+m double entendre ... yet somehow impishly innocent" -Max Cohen
"I don't get it Roswell, why do people look at porn when they can look at pictures of bikes online?" -Sam Slavin
"Krispy kreme- friend who wants you to be happy? Or a foe who is pretending to be your friend but really wants you to get fat?" -Teenager in street
"I think Hell has a variety of different climates." -Rhett Dupont
Voting ends at 5pm Friday. Don't know how to vote? Click on the following link
http://www.qotw.net/~qotw/howtovote.html
And don't forget the quotes dont stop here; sign up for honorable mentions and expand your repertoire beyond the mainstream.
- Nora "virgin quoter" Rojas
