October 12, 2003: Honorable Mentions
Here's your next (spell-checked) quote-fix: (You junkies!)* "Do you ever sit down and standup and feel that your butt is flatter." - Dewey
* "El sol de Ipswich llora para mi. ("The Ipswich sun cries for me.")" - Roz
* "My house is overrun. Take the stick insects." - Joanna
* "Stuttering to me is like my dog. He smells bad and is mangy but he's mine." - Assembly speaker.
* "Why do so many spammers think I want painkillers?" - Alex
* "Either way, you're part of the Iroquois." - Joanna, on Iroquois prisoners either being adopted into the tribe or cannibalized.
* "May I see your poker... I will never unhand his poker." - Joanna
* "The white-boards won't know what hit them." - Alex
And from the teachers-say-the-darnedest-things department:
* "Which ground hit the ball at the same time?" - Mr. Phillips
* "I went ahead and derove." - Mr. Phillips
* "A metaphor is not a jellybean." - Mr. Davis
* "The Halloween tea will be a Halloween tea." - Mr. Young
* "You cannot have the dot product of an elephant!" - The Wise Mr. Riahi
* "Alright, so we graph 3 solutions out of infinity; we're almost there." - Mr. Phillips
* "He died Catholic but was murdered by a mad monk." - Mr. Young
* "Not only do I mark off points, but there will be lashings involved." - Mr. Phillips
* "Yes, I plan on attacking the pentagon with my marker caddy." - Mr. Phillips
As always, remember to vote for the real nominees.
- Reilly "I can't fix your VCR now, I actually have classes at this school" Grant
