March 2, 2003:
Voters:QOTW would like to welcome four new members this week, bringing the total up to 31. This doesn't quite constitute a political party or independent state yet, but we're getting there.
Last week's winner was Ms. Jackman for her quote of: "I think Josh has too much Emily on his hands." Congratulations, kudos, compliments, etc. to Ms. Jackman.
This week's field of nominees is crowded, but if this doesn't satisfy your quote appetite, I can send you a list of the near-nominees that I had to eliminate at the last second (I would've put them as honorable mentions, but that always seems to be met with general uproar).
And now, THE NOMINEES:
"I feed ducks, I don't feed ON ducks." -Jenn
"Is it just me, or are the teachers becoming funnier than we are?" -Lily
"The leek: it's like the Bible, but for sinners." -William
"C'mon, I'm a white male suburban. Why would I need to know my rights?" -Miller
"I add something to this class. It may be a negative number, but it's still an addition operator in my book." -William, in Computers class
"They all do [lie]. All biologists. You can't trust them." -Ms. Jackman
"Math B seeks not knowledge." -Hillary
"It's like, 'I'm so rich, I have my own language.'" -Julian, on strange aristocratic words
"Concord and Milton and Exeter form an axis of evil." -Roz
"Well, there are some hot lady congresswomen, but at what price, I ask?" -Roz, on a proposed congressional ban on clothing
"I'll give you a genealogical chart, so you can tell who's sleeping with whom." -Ms. Grant, in history class
"I'm protesting you guys." -Lucky (squash coach), explaining the shaving of his head to the squash team
Voting closes Tuesday afternoon, around 5:00 (or whenever I decide to tally up the votes).
-Ben "If I had to use four words to describe Lit Mag, three of them would be 'pretentious'" (sorry Micheline) Orlin
