February 9, 2003:
Voters:Last week's winner was Roz: "I hate it when people say 'I corrupted you.' It's so pretentious. I can corrupt myself just fine, thank you very much." Congratulations to Roz (whose two quotes finished 1-2 in the voting) and to all those who voted.
This Week's Nominees:
"I bet what I think is bliss would creep you out." -Alex George, to Hillary Fischer-Groban
"She isn't estrogen, she's yes-trogen!" -Joanna Rifkin, on Micheline Heal
"They're pretty bad. Kind of like you." -Lucky, to the Commonwealth squash team, on the New Jew squash team
"Feudalism in the bedroom." -Ben Miller, on courtly love
"I'll pull your hair! Then we'll see who's a little kid!" -Roswell Thomas, to Dewey Cyr
Voting shall end at an arbitrary point sometime within the next calendar week. So vote early.
-Ben "Refried" Orlin
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